Sunday, May 3, 2009
working life ! aiks...
sien sien sien sien
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Sunday, February 22, 2009
British English vs. Malaysian English
Who says our English is teruk? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No stock.
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who call?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?
WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want lah.
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die lah!!
WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?
Malaysians: Celaka you!
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Sunday, January 25, 2009
the black pig xD
botak pek xD
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Monday, January 5, 2009
30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something 'wrong.
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts 'just to see what we would say'. That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done. 26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....ohnevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
IF YOU SEND THIS TO:
0-5 people YoU WiLL HaVe LoTz Of BaD LuCk!
6-10 people YOUR CRUSH WILL NOTICE YOU
10-15 people your crush will kiss you
15+ people your crush will fall in love with you
SeNd ThIs To GuYs ToO. So ThEy CaN sEe If ThEy AgReE aNd So ThEy CaN sEnD iT tO mOrE gIrLiEs
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008
dear , you know i love you till no word can even can describe how much i love you and more then anyone else in this world . 30/12/2007 is a very special day and it's also the day we be together . i'm so happy to be with you my dear . i never been such a long and serious relationship before untill the day i meet you . you are my precious gem =) now , tmr , the day after tmr , next year or no matter when i wont let you go even one step away from me , i wish to be together with you =) i will love you till the last breathe of my life . even if the world comes to an end . i will still love you and always be by your side whenever you need me =) i love you
happy anniversary my beloved darling =)
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Thursday, December 25, 2008
today is xmas day
im so free so i can so called update my so dead blog ^^
so ... let see ... hmmm...
why dont i just show you guys SOME nice picture i get for this year and tell you guys about it ?
you guys might like it ?! xD
DEAL ! ! xD
-the picture of the year 2008-this picture some of you saw before
but after edit it dont u guy think is more cuter xD
this pic we took at behind DJ post office
that time 2am we was freaking bored
i realize that nobody walking the street why don we play something OPEN . so we decide open our pants xD
-the jojo of the year-
this picture do u guys see any thing on my ear ? that is a flower edited by boon.pek
he say that my head like so blank so he decide add a flower on my ear so i look more jojo . but this picture still makes me so cute *proud
-cutest childhood picture of the year-
just by suddenly i found out this pic inside my family photo album . i saw myself like ... WOW . i din know that i was so cute . but now i still so cute . jk jk xD
-the nicest shirt i wear of the year-
this shirt is from PADINI, pavilion , found by michelle and a lot people tried this on . it look so nice , for us . i wanted to buy but ahbeng bought it before me . he wear this shirt to prom . got ppl say he very lengzai on that day worh . xD i want this shirt !! NVM i'll gonna find some nicer than this . hmpf xD
-candle of the year-
this pic is we took from some park on the day of mooncake festival . we lighten all the candle on de playground . it's look so nice so warm . that day we drank alot of alchol . shhhh .... don tell mummy k xD
-fans of the year-
this were my fans . saw whad behide them ? ITS MY NAME 489 xD
we went to count down for merdeka . that day we was very crazy playing around .
we having fun there too =)
-the kissing of the year (1)-
dont blink ur eyes . don rub ur eyes . bcuz whad you saw now is real . that is michelle and jen hoong !!
omg right ! how can both of them kissing in public larh . plus let me catch them kissing tim . both of them naught ar ... shh... i know u know they know enough ok . shhh...
-the kissing of the year (2)-
omg . who still keeping this picture i gonna kill him/her . MICHELLE TERUTAMANYA !
sweet le . this big buy name boon vin zhan . he very big size got 190+cm tall but he still scare for de small guy name jordan . LOL dono why . weirdo hahaha
-the gays of the year-
hmmm... let me recall this . his name is something like ruben . YA ! is ruben . dono y sunddenly take this kind of picture . hahahaha . weird de me
-the scray picture of the year-
this picture is taking by michelle herself but edited by this playful hoong . so ugly right . this picture become our friendster primary photo for 2 weeks . how sad is this babi michelle . xD
-the most chun-ed gang of the year-
this picture we take at pavilion before we going to prom . no need say too much for this picture bcuz everybody saw this will going like WOW !
-the wow girl of the year-
this is my jie, chew may jin . i.... dono wad to say bout this but everyone saw her on prom night like WOW ! OMG ! SHE'S SO NICE ! i din lie , im sure i swear !
-the red background of the year-
this picture , i no comment . it gonna be nice if we change our place n post abit
-the three small kid pee part two-
pavilion toilet . no comment . we are crazy . thank you =)
-the cutes picture of the year-
it's hoong burfday present & we all take pic wit it . so... who cares is who's present . atleast im cute ^^
-most crazy pic of the year -
this picture is taken by the shop of genting . we all went for all roller coaster and space shot . but most important ... look at our hand . we're holding 10sen coin wit 2 finger all the way we go . it's not realy easy . try for urself .
-the poster of the year-
we took this picture for our school majalah . it's alike wit the poster of the singapore ahlong movie . im de jojo n steph is de ahlong xD
-present of the year-
i get this present from my friend for my burfday present . i was shock saw this hello kitty thingi . i love it so much man . ps : dont ask me y i like hello kitty . i dont know !
-the most zzz picture of the year-
we went to yisoon house to swim and we took this picture . it's like so funny went we play this jumping stuff . look at me . im upside down xD
the bomber of the year-
we went for cheer 2008 to cheer for our skewl cheer leader . why are we cheer for de cheerleader . isnt should be cheers cheer for the school team or whadever ? LOL anyway . i just went they have fun only la . all this bomb is handmade by jermaine .
-the most cool picute of the year-
edited by miyuki . on that day we like took alot alot picture . having fun that day =)
-the favorite picture of the year-
i just like this picture . it's so nice dont u think so ? 2 animals wit their master, ahpek . wth ... the hoong ar jealous he's not inside ask me write that camera man was him . *piuk
-the most "cool & funny" picture of the year-
look at them whad are they wearing . sun glasses ? NO ! is a 3D spec stolen at some shop at 1U . im not inside is bcuz I CANNOT WEAR EXTRA GLASSES ! wth . T__T
-family picture-
it's all our friend (excecpt for 1 or 2) it's a biggest pool party we ever planed ( biggest = alot ppl) it's all mei , mer and jati gang =)
-reserved guys of the year-
i dont know whad happen to them and dint know they playing . so i kenot tellanything bout this . i saw this picture very cute only i post x) don blame me xD
-the most dangerous stun of the year
(1) standing
(2) sitting
(3) die ! @.@
this train road is at ipoh road .
-the most faint picture of the year-
look at them wad they doing ... they carry one chair or whadever shit is that , put on de middle of de street watching advertisment . wth ... !@#$%^&*
-the biggest frame of the year-
this frame is for they all art project . but we playing with it . HAHAHA . why so serious x)
-the cuties gang picture of the year-
sleeping at ikea xD
-ikea day-
peeking ppl bathing while shitting . wow i can do so much thing in one time xD
(1)
prepare !
(2)
chak !
(3)
we are bowlman ! tada xD
-the mirrow image of the year-
-the died man of the year (1)-
toilet dead . bath until died de . RIP
-the died man of the year (2)-
study room dead . eat books eat until died de =) RIP
-the bathing show of the year (1)-
stalker behide !
-the bathing show of the year (2)-
sexy leg . *staker kenot tahan too sexy ad xD
-the most intersting football match of ther year-
look at us . watcing football . at ? ikea . zzz
saw the price tag just at de left hand side . it's rm4098 . we jjust cant affort it so WE GO THERE WATCH ONLY LARH . right =D
-the match of the year -
we having a horse running match in IKEA again ... LOL
-graduation day-
the group picture from us =) no more schooling for us !!
-the tie school boy of the year- 
-the high pants school boy of the year-
i beta stop post picture anymore . bcuz i have face this comp FOR 6HOURS . just change the skin n post this blog only used my 6 hours sleeping time .T___T
nah . reader(s) pls leave some comment for me k . i type until so tired le . eyes also red ad . 0.0 until now my life is very fun and enjoy . im lucky bcuz i have such a group of friends and i have my beloved ones =) thank you everyone ! *mwah mwah
that's all from me . hope you guys enjoy my blog / half dead blog =)
merry xmas and happy new year =)
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hello
im changing my blog skin
at boonpek house
alone...
they went to oink oink liao
cuz now is 5.30AM
hahaha
my new blog skin is ....
IT'S HELLO KITTY AGAIN ><
i just like it k
don ask me why xD
tata
ps: there is something wrong wit de date for evert first post
i dono who so change it back cuz ori is already like this =D
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